~ Justin Timberlake ~
Justin Timberlake Must be Stopped
~ 6.27.07 ~
Justin Timberlake was extremely rude to fans in Sweden during is world tour.
Justin Timberlake became the prototypical “Ugly American Who Wishes He Were Michael Jackson” while in Sweden for his world tour. Timberdork refused to pose for pictures, spat on fans, and told them to “go fuck themselves.”
But then he went too far:
Earlier the same […]
Justin Timberlake is Bringing Poison Back
~ 6.7.07 ~
The 80’s hair band Poison is going to release a cover album of popular songs.
Eighties rockers Poison are releasing a new album completely made up of cover songs. The glam band will resurrect tunes like David Bowie’s Suffragette City, The Cars’ You’re Just What I Needed, and The Romantics’ What I Like About You. And […]
Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel
at War Over Justin?
~ 5.29.07 ~
Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel to cause drama at the MTV Movie Awards?
Page Six is reporting that everyone is stressed about the upcoming appearances at the MTV Movie Awards by Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel. Justin Timberlake is the (lowest) common denominator, as Cameron’s ex is now hooked up with Jessica. Even as far back […]
Sallie Toussaint Understands
Justin Timberlake
~ 5.21.07 ~
Justin Timberlake dances in his “Sexy Back” video.
Finally, others are starting to take notice that Justin Timberlake has not brought sexy back, unless you think a guy who wore mouse ears and played in a boy band is the epitome of hawt. Sallie Toussaint, former model and Miss USA World, sees right through this little […]
Justin Timberlake Summons His
Inner Bumpkin
~ 5.3.07 ~
What else would Justin Timberlake do?
…And the 2007 Justin Timberlake PR Train rolls on! Let’s recap some of the highlights thus far, shall we?
Last week, he announced to the world that he wanted to perfect the delicate art of putting from the rough.
Before that, he picked his words carefully when he told us that he […]
Justin Timberlake, Professional Golfer?
~ 4.27.07 ~
Justin Timberlake’s golf swing is NSYNC
Justin Timberlake has not been plagued by a lack of confidence lately. In fact, he’s largely come across as an arrogant little prick. Now he thinks he’s going to become the next Tiger Woods as a professional golfer.
The star is apparently getting so good on the greens that he’s hoping […]
Justin Timberlake Picks His Nose
But Eschews Chewing
~ 4.16.07 ~
via Style Spotlight
We’ve already covered how arrogant Justin Timberlake is, and ever since he started his “Too Good for the World” Tour, he’s made it clear that he’ll say whatever he damn well pleases. Today, he’d like you to know that he enjoys picking his boogers.
The ‘SexyBack’ singer admits his worst habit is his penchant […]
Justin Timberlake Regrets McDonald’s Deal, Says Nothing of *NSYNC
~ 4.9.07 ~
via Provocateuse
Justin Timberlake enjoys running his mouth. Last month, he showed us that he’s a cocky prick by using his appearance in Details to spout off about his “ability” and how he’s “worked fucking hard to get here.”
Well this month, JT continues his “Too Good for the World” Tour with yet another PR gem in […]
