Justin Timberlake was extremely rude to fans in Sweden during is world tour.

Justin Timberlake became the prototypical “Ugly American Who Wishes He Were Michael Jackson” while in Sweden for his world tour. Timberdork refused to pose for pictures, spat on fans, and told them to “go fuck themselves.”

But then he went too far:

Earlier the same day, a little girl asked him if she could take a picture of him, to which he responded: “You want me to juggle also?”

Juggle, no. But how about a magic trick? Let’s say you pull a rabbit out of a hat, or get sawed in half, or make the entire *NSync back catalog disappear? I’d pay a dollar to see that.

For more of Justin Timberlake being a complete douche bag, well, you know what to do.

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The 80′s hair band Poison is going to release a cover album of popular songs.

Eighties rockers Poison are releasing a new album completely made up of cover songs. The glam band will resurrect tunes like David Bowie’s Suffragette City, The Cars’ You’re Just What I Needed, and The Romantics’ What I Like About You. And then, there’s one not so classic inclusion: an exclusive bonus track cover of Sexy Back, originally performed by my least-favorite dude, Justin Timberlake.

At least the boys from Poison will show that sissy Timberlake how it’s done. Brett Michaels and company were breaking obscenity laws worldwide while Justin was wearing Mouseketeer ears. Those where the days… when men were men who dressed like women.

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Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel to cause drama at the MTV Movie Awards?

Page Six is reporting that everyone is stressed about the upcoming appearances at the MTV Movie Awards by Cameron Diaz and Jessica Biel. Justin Timberlake is the (lowest) common denominator, as Cameron’s ex is now hooked up with Jessica. Even as far back as January Diaz had shown signs of jealousy when Timberlake flirted with Biel at the Golden Globe Awards.

The biggest stars are usually the last to walk the carpet – a position both glam gals are fighting to snag. Diaz, who is accustomed to being at the top of the A-list, wants to avoid the “humiliation” of having an earlier arrival time than Biel at the MTV event.

When you read the Page Six piece, it’s clear that this entire story is a smart fabrication, and the quoted “insider” likely works in the mail room of the New York Post. Seriously, who would fight over a sissy boy band has been? If these two butch chicks want a real man, they should date each other.

Justin Timberlake dances in his “Sexy Back” video.

Finally, others are starting to take notice that Justin Timberlake has not brought sexy back, unless you think a guy who wore mouse ears and played in a boy band is the epitome of hawt. Sallie Toussaint, former model and Miss USA World, sees right through this little punk and spoke her mind about it to Smooth magazine.

“Bringing sexy back? Why doesn’t he bring his balls back? After the Janet [Jackson] thing where he didn’t step up, I stopped liking him. He could have helped tremendously by just being a man, but he didn’t. He ripped her top and ran. Timberwuss is quite the fairy. He needs to man up!”

I can’t really fault Justin for running off… after all, he’d never seen a real live titty before that day. It scared him silly. It’s no wonder he dated Cameron Diaz, who kept him safely insulated from exposure to female breasts during the duration of their relationship.

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What else would Justin Timberlake do?

…And the 2007 Justin Timberlake PR Train rolls on! Let’s recap some of the highlights thus far, shall we?

• Last week, he announced to the world that he wanted to perfect the delicate art of putting from the rough.
• Before that, he picked his words carefully when he told us that he enjoys extracting boogers from his nasal passages.
• Oh, and let’s not forget how the former brillo-headed gay icon also trashed his sponsors publicly…
• And last but not least, he showed how many four-letter words he knows in Details magazine.

As for the latest news? Apparently, Justin thinks he’s going to have a bit of idle time when he’s not hitting snap hooks into the trees at Sherwood Country Club, so he’s decided to use that time to write country music songs.

“I want to write country music, because I grew up in Tennessee, and soul music.”

The ‘SexyBack’ singer – who has already penned tunes for Macy Gray and Rihanna – has grown tired of writing for himself and wants to concentrate on composing songs for other artists.

You think he’s serious about this? Our backwoods correspondents think so—Justin was recently spotted in rural Tennesse, living in a trailer, chain-smoking, driving a beat-up 1968 Ford pickup, banging a girl named Betty Sue, crying over the loss of his dog, and drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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Justin Timberlake’s golf swing is NSYNC

Justin Timberlake has not been plagued by a lack of confidence lately. In fact, he’s largely come across as an arrogant little prick. Now he thinks he’s going to become the next Tiger Woods as a professional golfer.

The star is apparently getting so good on the greens that he’s hoping to get a spot on the Professional Golf Association (PGA) circuit.

A source revealed; “Justin is a very keen golfer and he’s playing to a very high standard now.”

Justin is reportedly determined to make this dream come true before he turns 30 and is taking time to practice as much as possible.

Let me get this straight. If Justin becomes a pro golfer, he won’t have time to make albums or go on tour, and the only media attention he’ll get will be in golf magazines right?

Go for it Justin. Just stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball… which means you need to shut the fuck up. Seriously.

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We’ve already covered how arrogant Justin Timberlake is, and ever since he started his “Too Good for the World” Tour, he’s made it clear that he’ll say whatever he damn well pleases. Today, he’d like you to know that he enjoys picking his boogers.

The ‘SexyBack’ singer admits his worst habit is his penchant for a nasal rummage but insists he isn’t embarrassed to admit it.

He said: “I pick my nose and I’m not ashamed to admit it. If there’s a bogey there then just pick it man!”

I suppose you can’t fully cover a nose-picking story without addressing the eating issue, so here we go.

Although he will proudly admit to picking his nose, Justin – who has previously dated Scarlett Johansson and Britney Spears – insists he “doesn’t” eat the contents of his nostrils.

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Justin Timberlake enjoys running his mouth. Last month, he showed us that he’s a cocky prick by using his appearance in Details to spout off about his “ability” and how he’s “worked fucking hard to get here.”

Well this month, JT continues his “Too Good for the World” Tour with yet another PR gem in the May issue of British GQ. This time, instead of talking up his abilities, he chooses to rag on McDonald’s and the Grammys, both of whom are former clients.

… “I view the Grammys the same way I as I see my deal with McDonald’s,” JT said. “I regret the McDonald’s deal.” Mac attack!

Timberlake continued, talking about how he regretted performing at the Grammys, saying, “It’s kind of interesting. Just like the McDonald’s deal, whose market share went up 25 percent when I walked into those offices and changed their image. When I did the Grammys, the viewing figures went up by 25 percent. Funny, isn’t it?” Wow, someone’s a little full of himself.

If the Mouseketeer wants to regret something, it oughta be his ill-fated attempt to bring the bleached-blonde-pubes-look back.

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Is it wrong to mix Justin Timberlake metaphors with the post-Britney fate of Kevin Ferderline? I think not, given how much the wigga twins have in common.

Britney Spears and Federline have reached a final divorce settlement, and Kevin is reportedly walking away with only $1 million of Britney’s estimated $100 million in loot, thanks to an airtight prenuptial agreement. That’s a tad less than the $19 million that some had speculated about earlier.

I don’t feel all that bad for Kevin. Sure, he has no reasonable expectation of a career, but he did get to hook up with Britney when she was the hottest thing on the planet, his DNA has won the Louisiana Powerball Lottery, and he smoked at least $2.3 million worth of the finest bud in the world over the last two years. To top it off, once the pop princess became a bald baby momma, he leaves with seven figures. Perfect execution.

Twenty years from now, a toothless Ferderline will be sitting in a dilapidated double wide, laughing his ass off at what he got away with. OK, this will likely happen next year, but it’s still better than most white trash stories outside of Britney’s own.

• Scott Weiland will have some stories to tell about his weekend. On Saturday, he trashed a hotel room with his wife, and then later that night, the crazy bitch allegedly took all his clothes out on the lawn and torched them. Nothing makes being a cop worthwhile like that late night “female burning clothes” call.
• Britain to export boobs. America to watch.
• Naomi Campbell’s next date ought to be with someone from Gillette. Homegirl needs to shave that ‘stache.
• Will Ferrell and Napoleon Dynamite Jon Heder wear more spandex than the law allows in their upcoming movie, Blades of Glory.
• Well last month, I didn’t think Paris Hilton had gotten a boob job. But now, I’m beginning to think I was wrong—I’d have to do the motorboat on them to determine one way or the other.
• Sure the girl was a drunken loudmouth… but did she really deserve a bathroom door to the face?
• Our friends over at Jossip sized Jacko properly in their faux pic. Me? I went for hyperbole. Can’t touch that pseudo-intellectual badass style!
• Damn women and their clever headlines. In other words, “wish I’d have thought of that!”
• Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake to hit the studio together, sexy to remain in the car with the air on.
• Lindsay Lohan gets more ass than a toilet seat.
• Curiously, Gwyneth Paltrow says that drunk girls are gross, yet she has no opinion on ghostly white, makeup-less, elfin looking prudes.
• Jeremy Piven should probably consider dating fellow bad tipper Rachael Ray.
• The Web “doesn’t add to daily life,” but you already knew that, right?