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Cry Me a River for K-Fed
~ 3.30.07 ~
via The Bosh Is it wrong to mix Justin Timberlake metaphors with the post-Britney fate of Kevin Ferderline? I think not, given how much the wigga twins have in common. Britney Spears and Federline have reached a final divorce settlement, and Kevin is reportedly walking away with only $1 million of Britney’s estimated $100 million [...]
Crazy Wife Burns Weiland’s Wardrobe
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~ 3.26.07 ~
Scott Weiland will have some stories to tell about his weekend. On Saturday, he trashed a hotel room with his wife, and then later that night, the crazy bitch allegedly took all his clothes out on the lawn and torched them. Nothing makes being a cop worthwhile like that late night “female burning clothes” call. [...]
What Would Lindsay Lohan Smoke?
~ 3.23.07 ~
Lindsay Lohan shows us that nothing caps a week of alcohol abuse and late-night partying like a ride around the block with god riding shotgun. After god’s had enough of her bad driving, Lindsay likes to cart him around with her Mr. T starter set. Finally, after god goes to bed early thanks to a [...]
Justin Timberlake is a Cocky Little Punk
~ 3.20.07 ~
Former Cameron Diaz doormat Justin Timberlake decides he’s going to talk like a big boy in the latest issue of Details. For a guy whose post-boy-band career goals have amounted to becoming a slightly whiter Michael Jackson, he sure does think he’s bad, don’t he? “I tried so hard to be an R&B artist [with [...]
Kevin Federline Corners Justin Timberlake, Justin Runs for the Border
~ 2.11.07 ~
Via PopSugar Fast-food star K-Fed goes on a seek and annoy mission to get face-time with perceived rival Justin Timberlake. While they both had Britney in the past, methinks JT is busy dreaming of his next rendezvous with Scarlett Johansson, which is why he can tolerate Federline (briefly) with a smile and a very quick [...]
