~ Kevin Federline ~

Kevin Federline Still Looks Smart

~ 8.16.07 ~

Kevin Federline in a movie? Full Metal Jacket, maybe.
Well, compared to Britney, Kevin’s a frickin’ genius. But that’s like saying the Reverend Jim Jones was more fun than Hitler because he served Kool-Aid and worked on a smaller scale. You still don’t want to hang out with either of them.
So Federline shows up on the […]

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Britney to K-Fed: “I’m Not Divorcing You!”

~ 6.27.07 ~

Britney Spears wants to call off the divorce with Kevin Federline.
Britney Spears is reportedly badgering Kevin Federline to reconcile with her because she “wants her family back.” K-Fed, on the other (clean) hand, says just give me my money, I got other dummies to exploit.
“The conversation grew heated and Kevin said he wasn’t interested in […]

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Shar Jackson Pregnant With K-Fed’s Child?

~ 6.13.07 ~

Shar Jackson might be pregnant with her third child by Kevin Federline
The rumor is that Britney and K-Fed are close to being back together, but she’ll flip her wig when she hears that Wigga Number One has conceived child number three with Shar Jackson.
Kevin Federline may have morning sickness, which could last for nine months […]

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Kevin Federline Not in Night Watch After All

~ 6.6.07 ~

Kevin Federline gets bypassed for a role in Night Watch due to a “scheduling conflict.”
Earlier I told you that Kevin Federline had scored his first movie role along side Keanu Reeves and Forest Whitaker. Alas, it seems like it was not meant to be.
The rep explains that Federline, 29, was considered for a minor role […]

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Kevin Federline and Keanu Reeves
Together on Film? Whoa!

~ 6.1.07 ~

Kevin Federline in Night Watch with Keanu Reeves.
Get your Oscar scorecards ready film fans, Kevin Federline will be making his big screen debut soon in Night Watch, and he’s been paired with master thespian Keanu Reeves.
The dancer/rapper will play a “small but notable” role in the thriller Night Watch, opposite Reeves and Oscar winner Forest […]

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Britney Spears May Have Multiple Personalities, All of Whom are
Fashion Disasters

~ 5.8.07 ~

K-Fed wants you to know how many kids he likes to have with his baby mammas
The Britney Spears mystery continues to deepen, with new rumors regarding a possible sexual assault days before she shaved her head and went off the deep end. Ex-hubby Kevin Federline apparently believes that there is more than one person operating […]

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Cry Me a River for K-Fed

~ 3.30.07 ~

via The Bosh
Is it wrong to mix Justin Timberlake metaphors with the post-Britney fate of Kevin Ferderline? I think not, given how much the wigga twins have in common.
Britney Spears and Federline have reached a final divorce settlement, and Kevin is reportedly walking away with only $1 million of Britney’s estimated $100 million in loot, […]

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Britney Leaves Rehab, Agrees to Ruin Kids Equally with Kevin

~ 3.21.07 ~

Wow, has it been a month already?
Seems like just yesterday that Britney Spears shaved her head, attacked a car with an umbrella, and checked into rehab for the third time in a week in order to avoid losing custody of her spawn. Ahhh, time flies, especially for Britney, who had alcoholic anonymous hook-ups and cases […]

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