~ Kevin Federline ~
K-Fed Pitches New Reality Show:
“My Two Pimps”
~ 3.9.07 ~
via Us Magazine
You can’t blame Kevin Federline for trying. When you have no talent or marketable skills, all you can exploit is your own pathetic reality.
Word on the street is that Federline is pitching a reality show concept based on his being a single father of two toddler boys with a wacked-out wife in rehab […]
Kevin Federline Shaves Head, Parties in Vegas to Support Britney
~ 3.7.07 ~
left pic via Dlisted
In an amazing show of solidarity with his wack-job estranged wife, K-Fed dumped his kids somewhere, shaved his head, and went to Las Vegas to party his ass off.
Concerned that too many people were finding him to be something approximating a responsible parent, Federline quickly changed course so as not to make […]
Britney Seeks Return of Bat Boys From K-Fed
~ 2.22.07 ~
An umbrella-wielding Britney Spears showed up at the home of Kevin Federline last night, banging on the front and back doors hoping to reclaim for her brood the couple’s two legendary bat boys. When K-Fed wisely refused to come to the door, Britney unleashed her unholy vengeance against the surrounding paparazzi, leading them and […]
Kevin Federline Moves to Take Custody of Britney’s Kids
~ 2.21.07 ~
Setting the stage for an epic battle legal commentators are calling the Wigga versus the Wig, K-Fed attorneys have asked a judge for an emergency hearing on Thursday to discuss his custody dispute with estranged wife Britney Spears.
And by estranged I mean effing nuts.
Given two very temporary trips to rehab, an impromptu head buzz, and […]
Kevin Federline Corners Justin Timberlake, Justin Runs for the Border
~ 2.11.07 ~
Via PopSugar
Fast-food star K-Fed goes on a seek and annoy mission to get face-time with perceived rival Justin Timberlake. While they both had Britney in the past, methinks JT is busy dreaming of his next rendezvous with Scarlett Johansson, which is why he can tolerate Federline (briefly) with a smile and a very quick […]
