~ Lindsay Lohan ~
No Cocaine Charges for Lindsay Lohan?
~ 8.22.07 ~
Lindsay Lohan knows how to get off.
Lindsay Lohan faces three possible felony charges for cocaine possession during her Herbie Fully Loaded Drunk Driving Tour and Lesbian Sideshow that ran from Memorial Day through late July. But at this point it doesn’t look like she’ll be prosecuted for any of those felony offenses.
We’re told charges may […]
I Know What Died This Weekend
~ 7.30.07 ~
Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, I Know Who Killed Me, is a box office flop.
Lindsay Lohan’s film I Know Who Killed Me blew it at the box office like Blohan at a cock and coke party. The flick took 9th place at the box office with only $3.4 million in ticket sales, meaning most of the […]
Lindsay Lohan Adopts Classic Defense Strategy: “It Wasn’t Me.”
~ 7.26.07 ~
Surprise! Lindsay Lohan says she was in someone else’s pants.
Wooo hoo… the spin coming out of the Lindsay Lohan camp is so dizzying I may just cut back on mescaline this week. What’s sad is that the spew is so amateurish. This plotline wouldn’t even make the cut for an episode of The Rockford Files.
Of […]
Lindsay Lohan Busted for DUI and Cocaine AGAIN
~ 7.24.07 ~
Lindsay Lohan mugshot.
This is just unbelievable. Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of rehab after wrecking her car and being charged with DUI back in May, has been arrested for DUI again, even though her license was suspended and she was wearing an alcohol-monitoring device. Last time, cocaine was found in the car. This time, it was […]
Lindsay Lohan Turns Herself In to the Police
~ 7.20.07 ~
Lindsay Lohan plays a stripper in the movie I Know Who Killed Me
Well, it looks like Lindsay can run to 6 weeks of rehab, and then run to Vegas to try to locate a solution that defeats an alcohol-monitoring device, but she can’t hide. Lohan turned herself in to the Beverly Hills cops for a […]
Lindsay Lohan: Double Drunk and
Coked Up During Crash
~ 6.29.07 ~
Lindsay Lohan had traces of cocaine in her system when she crashed her Mercedes.
According to multiple law enforcement sources, Lindsay Lohan was really loaded and a bit happy on the pixie dust when she had to crash that Mercedes so early in the morning.
Toxicology reports conclude that Lohan, 20, had “nearly twice the legal limit” […]
Let’s Move On to Dumbass Lindsay Lohan
~ 6.11.07 ~
Lindsay Lohan is trying to get sleeping pills in rehab.
Enough with Paris Hilton, I literally throw up in my mouth every time I hear her name. Mmm… Thai food! Luckily, Lindsay Lohan is still completely out of her mind, and it sounds like she is getting nothing out of rehab.
Lindsay managed to keep her Blackberry […]
Did Samantha Ronson Betray Lindsay Lohan?
~ 6.4.07 ~
Samantha Ronson may have been getting paid to sell out Lindsay Lohan.
Sources are reporting that DJ Samantha Ronson, friend and lover to Lindsay Lohan, may not be such a loving friend after all. Allegations are being made that Ronson has been taking payoffs from the paparazzi to insure that shots of the oft-inebriated Lohan would […]
