~ Lindsay Lohan ~
After Passing Out in Samantha Ronson’s Car, Lindsay Lohan is Headed Back to Rehab
~ 5.29.07 ~
Samantha Ronson tries to rouse a passed out Lindsay Lohan.
It wasn’t enough for Lindsay Lohan to crash her car, get arrested for DUI, and face the added problem of cocaine being located in her car by police. After that rip-roaring Friday night, X17 caught Lindsay passed out in the car of her very special friend […]
Lindsay Lohan Busted for DUI and Cocaine
~ 5.26.07 ~
We’ve known that Lindsay Lohan has been a wreck thanks to drugs and alcohol even after her alleged rehab, but now she’s gone and wrecked her car while drinking and driving.
Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m., Sgt. Mike Foxen said.
5:30 […]
Lindsay Lohan Graduates From Ho University
~ 5.24.07 ~
Lindsay Lohan with bad makeup and fried hair in West Hollywood.
After completing rigorous course work and enduring a heavy load of extracurricular activities, Lindsay Lohan has now achieved a master’s degree in advanced skank. Seen here post graduation, she bears a striking resemblance to past graduates Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson, and hopes to one […]
Lindsay Lohan Caught Drinking Again,
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~ 5.21.07 ~
Lindsay Lohan Absolut-ly don’t need no stinking chaser.
Ho Hum. Another morning, another hangover for Lindsay Lohan. Page Six reports that the underage, recently-rehabbed waif has been spotted brazenly hitting the sauce out in public again.
The unstoppable starlet hit the Anchor Bar on Spring Street with two pals and was spotted “drinking vodka straight from the […]
Calum Best is a Bigger Slut than Lindsay
~ 5.17.07 ~
Lindsay Lohan and Calum Best are headed for splitsville
Linday Lohan’s new Brit boy Calum Best is just using her well-used ass, and I’m loving it like McDonalds. She, on the other hand, went into a screaming rage when she caught him collecting phone numbers from chicks in the club when her back was turned. This […]
Dina Lohan is a Great Mom
~ 5.16.07 ~
Dina Lohan taught Lindsay everything she blows
You know that famous old saying… if you want to know what a young woman will look like when she gets older, just look at her mom. Lindsay Lohan’s mom provides even more insight by giving US Weekly a look beneath the hood, so to speak:
Us Weekly: Do you […]
You Can Talk Lindsay Lohan into Anything
~ 5.14.07 ~
Lindsay Lohan is totally going to win an Oscar. Totally.
Apparently when she was younger and dumber, Lindsay Lohan said she’d never have sex on the big screen. Of course, she probably said she’d never do drugs, either, and we all know how that turned out.
Anyway, because he’s obviously a smart ass and a champion for […]
Lindsay Lohan: Paparazzi Serial Killer?
~ 5.11.07 ~
Lindsay Lohan works a magnum
So, here’s the Lindsay Lohan Radar Magazine cover that I told you about (full size after the jump). Lohan is looking sexy, and by sexy I mean I’d like to knock her upside her head except that half of the Colombian economy would shake out of her cranial cavities. Blowhan’s lawyer […]
