~ Nicole Richie ~

Nicole Richie Got Pregnant to Avoid Jail?

~ 6.15.07 ~

Nicole Richie is pregnant.
Rumors that Nicole Richie is pregnant have been swirling around ever since she started sporting that stylishly distended belly, and it seems both her belly and the rumors are expanding. I don’t know how this crazy chick thinks she can eat for two when she can’t even eat for half a person, […]

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Nicole Richie Pulls a Britney, Snubs Sick Mom

~ 5.29.07 ~

Nicole Richie anorexic?
Nicole Richie is giving Britney Spears a run for her money for “Daughter of the Year.” Just as Britney blew off her mom while she was in the hospital with pneumonia, Nicole refuses to visit Brenda Harvey-Richie after her hysterectomy.
Richie has been making regular visits to her therapist, and insiders say her issues […]

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Nicole Richie Tosses Salad Like a Pro

~ 5.24.07 ~

Nicole Richie eating anything – let alone ass – is rare.
I must be getting old, because I can’t believe that Nicole Richie is allowed to talk about ass licking techniques on basic cable. Not that there’s anything wrong with your lady snorkeling in the old dirt pipe, but Nicole Richie? That’s like getting a bone […]

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Nicole Richie Diagnosed with Hypoglycemia, Obvious is the New Black

~ 3.21.07 ~

via Dlisted
Yesterday, we found out that Nicole Richie had collapsed on the set at fat camp while filming an upcoming episode of The Simple Life.
And now today, in a most unexpected turn of events, we’ve been graced with the ultimate news bombshell—a doctor has diagnosed her with hypoglycemia!
“In her ongoing effort to focus on her […]

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Not So Posh After All: The Beckhams Settle for Second Best While You Settle for These Incendiary Links

~ 3.19.07 ~

via Dlisted

Walking wax figure Victoria Beckham is going to end up living in a trailer park.
Ashley Olsen spotted eating in public!
Somebody forgot to tell Naomi Campbell that looking like a diva was not on the list of job requirements for Manhattan garbage personnel.
Amy Winehouse is totally effed up, but your lackey, stagehand ass better not […]

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Paris and Nicole to Help Fat People
Lose Weight, Brain Cells

~ 3.19.07 ~

via A Socialite’s Life
What do you get when you combine eating disorders, drug addictions, elitism, and 2,000 pounds of blubber?
A hit show!
According to reports, Paris “Thickburger” Hilton and Nicole Richie will be dishing out their world-famous weight loss tips to a hopeless cast of fat campers in the upcoming season of The Simple Life. Fireside […]

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Bad Charlotte! Joel Madden Accused of Battery

~ 3.7.07 ~

via Dlisted
Know why I like Joel Madden? He keeps it real.
Unlike oh-so-many of the wannabe punk rockers out there, the Good Charlotte front man likes to dish out his daily dose of punk on real victims, not just hapless vinyl.
Which is why he clears the path for his girl, Nicole Richie, by shoving paparazzi.
In the […]

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Nicole Richie Dehydrated, Gets Some Sympathy

~ 3.5.07 ~

via Popsugar
When you weigh 70 pounds and double-fist lattes every morning, you might be a prime candidate for dehydration.
Seriously, if I banged an ultra-trendy venti triple shot soy no foam latte and then proceeded to go half a day without eating, even I would feel a little bit squeamish.
Well, we know Nicole Richie ain’t eating, […]

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