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Paris Hilton is Pathetic
~ 5.10.07 ~
Paris Hilton will learn what that means in jail Ever since the news broke that Paris Hilton is going to jail, I’ve avoided writing about Heir Whoredan simply because I’m sick to death of her. Unfortunately, the bitch has been in the news more than ever, and will likely be more famous after serving time [...]
Hallelujah! Paris Hilton is Going to Jail!
~ 5.4.07 ~
Paris Hilton is headed to jail for violating her probation I’ve been waiting all day for this, hoping and praying that truth, justice and the American way still exist. And whattaya know… Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days of fun-filled incarceration along with 2200 of her closest friends at the Century Regional Detention [...]
Prince Pwns Paris
~ 4.26.07 ~
Prince straight up pwns Paris Paris Hilton attended a Prince show in Vegas last week when his Royal Badness invited her Royal Skankness up on stage. What happened next is just too sweet. A source tells Us Weekly that Hilton, 26, was in the audience at the Purple One’s April 20 Club 3121 gig at [...]
Kim Kardashian Likes a Clean-Shaven Bush
~ 4.16.07 ~
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are dating, or at least “canoodling” You know you’ve hit the A-list when you can make the tabloids simply for exchanging “icy stares” with Paris Hilton. Such is life for Kim Kardashian, who recently had to ignore Paris at an event in Hollywood Hills so she could pay attention to [...]
Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Need Paris Anymore
~ 4.10.07 ~
via Bossip Sex tape starlet Kim Kardashian, who was Paris Hilton’s accessory of choice in 2006, is the latest BFF-turned-rival in the soap opera that is Paris’ life. Last Friday, Kim celebrated her birthday party in Vegas, but the heiress was nowhere to be found. Paris Hilton was a no-show at sometimes best friend Kim [...]
Paris Makes Half-Assed Attempt to Promote Boyfriend Josh Henderson
~ 4.9.07 ~
Late last month, I mentioned in passing that Paris Hilton had signed on to make Josh Henderson famous. And by famous I mean give him a fiery case of herpes and the name of a doctor who will prescribe him Valtrex without a consultation. In the past, Paris brought us shocking PR maneuvers like the [...]
Paris Hilton Boob Job Mystery Solved!
~ 3.30.07 ~
It all makes sense now. Paris Hilton’s new rack is a direct attempt to circumvent justice, as Los Angeles city prosecutors plan to have her probation revoked and seek jail time for the heiress. “We’re confident we have sufficient evidence to prove that her license was suspended and that she had knowledge of that suspension,†[...]
Former American Idol Contestant Alaina Alexander Says “Me Too,” Gets Naked
~ 3.28.07 ~
via MySpace Idol cast-off Alaina Alexander followed Antonella Barba’s “get famous quick” checklist, so now her T&A are out on the Web working overtime. I just love the enterprising type, don’t you? Seriously? Here’s visual proof that the Olsen twins were once pretty darn cute! Looking back, isn’t it just so obvious that Drew Barrymore [...]
