~ The Hills (MTV) ~
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Are as
Fake as Her Boobs
~ 6.6.07 ~
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are faking their engagement for money.
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are on MTV’s reality show The Hills, which about as real as her new breast implants. But now it turns out that their personal lives and even their recent engagement are all fake events as well, staged and arranged in […]
Spencer Pratt Engaged to
Heidi Montag’s Implants
~ 5.24.07 ~
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag from MTV’s The Hills are engaged.
Spencer and Heidi from The Hills are engaged—hurrah! I’m sure someone cares out there. Maybe even you.
Pratt purchased the diamond-encrusted platinum band with a pink stone on Monday at Ice at Brentwood Gardens before presenting Montag with his bended-knee proposal, according to a source. An […]
Spencer Pratt is a Bigger Whore than Paris
~ 5.11.07 ~
Spencer Pratt from The Hills
Spencer Pratt is some dude on The Hills who looks like a queer chipmunk. He also has the worse sense for public relations since Garry Glitter thought working with kids would help revive his career.
Spencer has decided to start his own petition to save Paris Hilton from jail. You know, the […]
Heidi Montag Boob Job Before and After
~ 4.25.07 ~
Heidi Montag’s new boobs are why they call it The Hills
Well, there you have it… Heidi Montag of MTV hit The Hills has new boobs and there’s no denying it. She went for it, didn’t she? That’s a power rack, so let’s give it up for Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Frank Ryan for doing a […]
Heidi Montag Says the Lauren Conrad
Sex Tape Exists!
~ 4.18.07 ~
Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag of MTV’s The Hills
When news of Lauren Conrad’s sex tape broke a couple of weeks ago, it was widely reported that Hills co-star Heidi Montag didn’t contact her to offer support. Heidi says it’s because she was in the hospital recovering from her boob job, but everyone who watches The […]
Lauren Conrad Definitely Has a Sex Tape Because, Like, Everyone Else Does
~ 4.6.07 ~
via Suck My Blog
The celebrity sex tape—it’s a tradition that started with Pam Anderson and has been continued by the likes of Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and the mind-bogglingly busty Keeley Hazell.
And now, Lauren Conrad is here to pick up the torch and run naked with it by starring in her own scandalous sex tape. […]
Heidi Montag Gets a Boob Job So
Boys Will Like Her
~ 4.6.07 ~
via Us Magazine
Who the hell is Heidi Montag? She’s one of the starlets on The Hills, MTV’s pseudo-reality show about a bunch of rich girls who talk about each other behind their backs and who all try to sleep with the same group of twentysomething douchebags, each of whom needs a manual to work a […]
