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Tom Cruise stars in Valkyrie.
The Germans have put their boot down regarding Tom Cruise and his attempt to shoot scenes for “Valkyrie” on location at German military sites, all because of the actor’s faith in Scientology. And who can blame them? Germany has seen enough crazy in the last 100 years, thank you very much.
“[Filmmakers] […]

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had dinner with David and Victoria Beckham.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes traveled to Spain to watch David Beckham’s final game for Real Madrid before finalizing the move to LA. Yes, it was a freakshow.
“Tom and Katie watched David’s final game with Real Madrid and then they all went out for […]

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Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and baby Suri might welcome a new baby.
The Xenu directive is clear… go forth and multiply your Scientology spawn so that we may conquer the non-believers with ease. Or something. All I know is Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are talking about having another baby.
“He told her how much he loves […]

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes must have walked onto the wrong sound stage
What the hell is up with Jada Pinkett Smith and this 1,000 word rambling dissertation on why Katie Holmes is not under Tom Cruise’s control? Did People Magazine pay her by the word, or was it Tom? I had no idea Will was […]

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Katie Holmes and her “Shawty,” Tom Cruise
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The conscripted Earth woman known as Katie Holmes (internal code name Reluctant Beard) has shown signs of deviation from her Scientology brainwashing training. Consultations with alien brother Tom Cruise (internal code name Top or Bottom Gun) indicate retraining may be necessary to maintain the sham marriage.
The wife of […]

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via MSNBC
You may have heard that Tom Cruise has inserted himself in a film about Claus Schenk Graf von Stauffenberg, a Bavarian aristocrat-turned-colonel who in 1944 planted a bomb under a table in an effort to kill Adolph Hitler, but—damn the luck—Hitler survived. The weird part of this story (other than the fact that Tom […]

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via Snarky Gossip
Ever the giving soul, Katie Holmes is seen here posing with an unidentified junior high school student. Katie assured the young man that he would have many paths to choose from in life even if he is not accepted at Princeton as he so desperately hoped. Holmes then smiled gracefully as the young […]

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Lindsay Lohan shows us that nothing caps a week of alcohol abuse and late-night partying like a ride around the block with god riding shotgun.
After god’s had enough of her bad driving, Lindsay likes to cart him around with her Mr. T starter set.
Finally, after god goes to bed early thanks to a long day […]

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