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Victoria Beckham isn’t welcome anywhere, especially at the bra store.
Not everyone loves Victoria Beckham as much as I do, which is to say they hate her, since I don’t like her at all. But you knew that.
Apparently this latest version of the British Invasion is not being received well, with even the celebrity-friendly management of […]

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Victoria Beckham is confusing her bra size with her boob size.
Who knew? All this time I’ve thought I was looking at a skeleton with two grapefruits lodged in its sternum. But in reality, Victoria Beckham’s implants are demure little globes, really. One might even call them delicate, since they look like a strong wind could […]

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Victoria Beckham bought a fashion cyborg for her closet.
Victoria Beckham has reportedly purchased a $500,000 machine for her new Los Angeles home that scans what you’re wearing and provides a 360 degree view. This high-tech HAL has been installed in Posh’s closet, and it also warns her if she has worn an outfit too recently.
A […]

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Victoria Beckham has nasty bunions on her feet.
Victoria Beckham will be going under the knife again soon to set things straight in an area that has obviously gone horribly wrong. All I can say is, it’s about time.
The singer-turned-designer has told friends that her bunions are now so bad she is seriously considering having an […]

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had dinner with David and Victoria Beckham.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes traveled to Spain to watch David Beckham’s final game for Real Madrid before finalizing the move to LA. Yes, it was a freakshow.
“Tom and Katie watched David’s final game with Real Madrid and then they all went out for […]

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Victoria Beckham and Perez Hilton
It’s all in who you hang out with.

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Victoria Beckham hates celebrity bloggers. Well join the frickin club.
Victoria Beckham tells Neil Sean of Sky News that she’s no fan of celebrity bloggers:
“I think these people are pretty spineless, the way they hide behind pseudo-names.”
“They don’t really know what’s going on in anybody’s lives. They’re just sad people sat behind their computers.”
Curse you Posh, […]

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Victoria Beckham gets pulled over by cops for her new reality show.
In a staged bit for her new and apparently completely lame reality show, Victoria Beckham went to the DMV for her California driver’s license, and was immediately pulled over on her way home. How wonderfully cheeky!
Of course, the cops promptly let her go. You […]

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