~ Victoria Beckham ~
David and Victoria Beckham Go Shopping – The Shocking Details
~ 5.3.07 ~
Posh and Becks are strictly missionary, don’t you think?
David Beckham turned 32 yesterday, and Posh went out on limb and took her boy toy shopping on London’s trendy Savile Row. Here’s the damage for you folks keeping score at home:
$28,000 watch
$9,000 suit
$3,800 hand made shoes
$800 shirts
How is this different than any other day for these […]
David Beckham Officially Prettier than Posh
~ 4.27.07 ~
David Beckham’s blonde hair is stealing Victoria’s precious limelight!
Becks gets himself a blonde die job to satisfy Victoria’s insane need to be the ultimate Twinkie couple, but she now finds herself upstaged in the beauty department by her own husband. Of course, looking bad when compared to a metrosexual male athlete may seem shocking, but […]
Victoria Beckham is an Icy Bitch
~ 4.24.07 ~
Victoria Beckham has a hard time keeping her tits and her ego in check
Jeez, like this is a news flash. Apparently some poor Americans are shocked that Victoria Beckham is a rude bitch on the set of her lame reality program. Did anyone ever take one look at this twig with Mylar tits and think, […]
Victoria Beckham Drinks Wine to Gain Weight
~ 4.12.07 ~
via Massive Distraction
Shrinking Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has withered away to nothing but a bone rack with a boob job because she just doesn’t have an appetite… at least that’s what her publicist would have you believe.
But now, in an attempt to inflate whatever ass she might have had back in the day, she’s resorted […]
Stop Looking at Victoria Beckham’s
Protruding Nipples
~ 3.27.07 ~
via Hollywood Rag
Posh Beckham is nothing if not a strange individual. She’s controlling, consumed by the desire to become some sort of über-diva, and maniacally obsessive.
And so you’d think, of course, that someone who exhibits these qualities would be a lock for remembering to put on a bra. I’ll give her the benefit of the […]
Not So Posh After All: The Beckhams Settle for Second Best While You Settle for These Incendiary Links
~ 3.19.07 ~
via Dlisted
Walking wax figure Victoria Beckham is going to end up living in a trailer park.
Ashley Olsen spotted eating in public!
Somebody forgot to tell Naomi Campbell that looking like a diva was not on the list of job requirements for Manhattan garbage personnel.
Amy Winehouse is totally effed up, but your lackey, stagehand ass better not […]
Beckhams to Osbournes: We’re the Stupidest Family from the UK!
~ 2.28.07 ~
via Dlisted
Oh groovy, David and Posh Beckham are the next idiotic couple to get divorced star in a reality show. While Becks gets ready to fail miserably in his overpaid quest to interest Americans over the age of 13 in soccer, Posh will be helping to bring home the bacon to the tune of $20 […]
