Kali Bower must have been Chris Rock’s museThere have been some interesting new developments in the Chris Rock paternity scandal since last week. Seems Kali Bower has some things about her that you might find interesting.
Bower has an extensive criminal past riddled with numerous bizarre police encounters, and a penchant for telling wild stories. According to a thick stack of government documents obtained by TMZ, Bowyer was convicted of DUI in Georgia, charged with theft by deception last summer, and is facing charges of running an elaborate cell phone scam.
Not to mention she’s butt ugly. And white.
Rock should have known better than to hit that. Didn’t he warn us about this interracial stuff back in his first HBO special?
Debbie Thomas went to the Olympics… busted her ass! Fucked around with a white boy!
Michael Jackson about to lose everything he owns. You know why? Fucked around with a white boy!
“Yo I heard Chris got hit by a bus! Fucked around with a white girl!”
And did I mention she’s ugly?

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