Back in 2005, Courtney Love spent nearly three months in a luxurious rehab facility in Orange County. Based on current pictures of her, it’s clear that the treatment was worth every penny.
Apparently, Courtney felt like the rehab left her somewhere short of nirvana, so she did what any reasonable person would do—she skipped out on the $181,286 bill. Not surprisingly, the rehab facility countered with a lawsuit that promised to bend her over for walking the tab.
Insert your own Hole jokes here.
As a celebrity, it takes balls to walk out of a place without leaving a tip like skanky Kirsten Dunst. But the entire bill? When you’re as clean, sober, and together as Courtney Love is, I’ve got to think she has a strong defense, like one of her implants was leaking the day the bill came in and she forgot all about it.

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