David Hasselhoff poses with a wrinkle on his wrinkleThe Hoff’s ex-wife has been kicking sand in his face ever since his drunken hamburger fiesta in Vegas was released to the world. Pamela Bach cares so much for her ex that she wants to help him a bit more by revealing other sordid details of his drinking problems.
She told American magazine Us Weekly: “He has been to the emergency room at least 12 to 13 times at Cedars-Sinai - under aliases - for alcohol poisoning. He’s been through three rehabs - in 2001, 2002, and 2004.
“He was my best friend, and I was lucky to marry the love of my life. But over time, the disease eroded the relationship.”
Alcohol poisoning? That’s just uncalled for and hurtful. I happen to have it on completely unreliable authority that 6 of those visits to Cedars-Sinai were actually syphilis related. Don’t mess with The Hoff people, you’ll get the horns… and a much smaller nose. Apparently, syphilis can also erode your relationship. Who knew?
For more drunken celebrity joy, watch these videos. Stat.
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