Evan Rachel Wood is Marilyn Manson’s girlfriendOne of life’s great mysteries is how Marilyn Manson manages to pull fine pieces of ass like Rose McGowan and Dita Von Teese. You’d think that the universe would right itself after his failed marriage to Dita, but unfortunately, the mystery only grows deeper because Manson’s new squeeze is 19-year old actress Evan Rachel Wood.
The 38-year-old told France’s Le Parisien newspaper: “I’ve found my double, my twin, with my new girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood.
“She’s 19 and certainly that’s very young, but that’s not a problem for me. She likes the same things as me. She understands I like to get up when night falls and go to sleep at dawn.”
How convenient. I’m sure that when I’m older, my “soul mate” will magically be a hot, kinky 19 year old chick with cash. Actually, that pretty well describes my current soul mate, except that I can’t get her to respond to all those MySpace messages I’ve been sending…
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