Forecast for Kim Kardashian: Dark Clouds With Scattered Golden Showers

~ 2.7.07 ~

Kim Kardashian golden shower

Another one of Paris Hilton’s trashy friends has a “leaked” sex tape. Kim Kardashian says she’s “shocked and going to sue” over the footage featuring her and Brandy’s brother Ray J, but this smells like an inside job, all except for the alleged golden shower Kim gets at the finale, which just… smells.

R Kelly will be so proud, Ray J.


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18 comments... add one!

  • 1 CelebrityCowboy || 4:03 pm on 2.7.07

    ” Where the hell is the link to that shower shizzle. “

  • 2 ckilgore || 11:59 am on 2.8.07

    Brings whole new meaning to “leaked video.”

  • 3 Scathing Wit || 12:55 pm on 2.8.07

    Just great, another famous whore.

  • 4 prolifik || 1:07 pm on 2.8.07

    Lingerie - $90
    Belly button ring - $150
    Ray J’s piss - Priceless!

  • 5 Wild Bill || 1:59 pm on 2.8.07

    “I didn’t want to get pregnant and I heard urine is sterile.”

  • 6 juanito || 2:53 pm on 2.8.07

    “Ray J featuring Kim Kardashian - Freak a Leak Remix”

  • 7 Haggis || 3:28 pm on 2.8.07

    “Please wash hands before returning to work. Thanks - Management”

  • 8 Scott || 8:13 pm on 2.8.07

    I’d have sex with her vagina

  • 9 shane || 9:55 pm on 2.8.07

    Let me get this straight, Kim! Ray J did that to you at the exact same time as Prince’s Super Bowl halftime climax of Purple Rain?

  • 10 dav1d.net || 1:09 am on 2.9.07

    Once you go black, you never go back!

  • 11 dav1d.net || 10:29 pm on 2.9.07

    Better to be pissed off than pissed on, I always say!

  • 12 dav1d.net || 10:30 pm on 2.9.07

    I said I “yearn” for sex, not URINE!

  • 13 gals2007 || 1:54 am on 2.11.07

    I thought it was summer rain…

  • 14 Jennie || 9:54 am on 2.11.07

    Want to know how to stop your white lingerie from greying? - yellow, it’s the new white!

  • 15 maecuff || 6:37 pm on 2.12.07

    “What? I thought getting golden shower meant you were giving me jewelry”.

  • 16 mojodelirium || 8:28 am on 2.13.07

    “all your troubles go down the drain…roto rooter”

  • 17 ducci23 || 1:14 pm on 2.15.07

    “We just found our new poster girl for FLOMAX”

  • 18 jaguar1966 || 6:33 pm on 2.15.07

    Can you get that bull from filithy rich cattle drive to mount me now? Since I am total trash… I’d love to be inbred..