George Clooney dated a Las Vegas stripper.George Clooney had a four-month romance with a Las Vegas lapdancer and single mom named Sarah Talley. Because you live to know sizzling details like this, let me tell you all about it with this nifty cut-and-paste function I’ve discovered.
The Yorkshire-born redhead was whisked off her feet in style as George flew her around in his private jet and wined and dined her at his Hollywood mansion.
But he also wooed her with simple romantic gestures such as getting up early to cook her breakfast, cuddling her tenderly as they watched films and lavishing her young son with gifts such as a replica Live8 guitar.
And George was such an old-fashioned gentleman that the pair spent their first two nights together without having sex.
Ahhh, the old “gentleman” angle. I hear that shit works like a charm. Me, I’m still trying to perfect the old “just escaped from death row” ploy. The key is to say something dazzling before she hits you with a nearby blunt instrument.
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