Jessica Alba Betrays a Blogger and
All You Got Were These Fine Links

~ 4.25.07 ~

Jessica Alba Revlon commercialJessica Alba gets kisses from everyone in her new Revlon commercial
  • Jessica Alba is cheating on my homeboy Blemish, but he’s smart enough to let her back in the bed.
  • It’s the ’60s all over again, because celebrity chicks everywhere are eschewing the use of bras. For instance, here’s Britney Spears with a nipple slip.
  • You know, it really is a shame that Stacy Keibler doesn’t wear hot pants all the time.
  • Then again, she still looks better than Paris, who thinks it’s ok to leave the house looking like this.
  • J-Lo and Skeletor have to appear in watercolor so as not to turn you to stone.
  • Check out the trailer for the new thriller, The Bourne Ultimatum.
  • The child of Xenu had a pretty pedestrian first birthday, especially considering no nonbelievers were harmed during the filming of the event.
  • The National Enquirer pegs Angelina Jolie with an imaginary disease—no word on her uncontrollable adoption habit, though.
  • There’s something weird and unsettling about a really hot chick like Scarlett Johansson busting her ass.
  • When all else fails, go bang your ex.

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