Halle Berry had to change her ass tattoo, but I’m not sure why.Halle Berry’s ass, that is. Berry has a tattoo of her former husband’s name on her butt, and she is less than thrilled about it, as are the men who are currently hitting it from behind. Here’s what she told the UK edition of Cosmopolitan about her new Justice-thwarting cover tattoo:
“I chose a sunflower because when darkness descends they close up to regenerate.
“But I really wish I’d never had the tattoo in the first place. Clean, clear skin is always better.”
The first rule of tattoos has always been to not make a permanent situation of a temporary thing. But I must say, my “Ross Perot for President†neck tattoo is still a conversation starter. Dad really believed in that little fucker.