Hayden Christensen drives a Ferrari as a compensatory gesture towards his penisIf you were under the impression that Star Wars alum Hayden Christensen was swinging a big light saber, think again. Looks to me like Hayden is compensating for a little something something with the ultra-expensive toy he uses to impress chicks.
Hayden Christensen plays the gentleman, picking up new girl Rachel Bilson in his $200K Ferrari just to give her a ride to Barneys New York in Beverly Hills for a little shopping trip on Tuesday.
Look Rachel, this silly car is never going to make up for the fact that Hayden is hung like an Ewok. Give me a call sometime—I put the “9” in 90210, baby.

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