via Us MagazineWho the hell is Heidi Montag? She’s one of the starlets on The Hills, MTV’s pseudo-reality show about a bunch of rich girls who talk about each other behind their backs and who all try to sleep with the same group of twentysomething douchebags, each of whom needs a manual to work a vagina.
So I guess in that sense, this really is a reality show… except for the part about $30-a-plate eateries and multi-million dollar Hollywood hills condos. Hell, when I was 21, I usually dined drunk girls at Waffle House and took them back to trashy dorm rooms, and that all seemed fine at the time. Oh, and there were no cameras around, except for that clever one I put up on the corner of my desk so I could film that one girl who could do that thing with her…
Ahem, so yeah, Heidi made her insecurities known this week when she hooked up with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon to—as they say in the industry—get some work done. The 20-year old Montag got a new set of tits and a rhinoplasty, complete with increased airway capacity so she’ll be able to do the Tony Montana with her new peer group.
Click for Heidi Montag Boob Job before and after pics.
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[…] And now, Lauren Conrad is here to pick up the torch and run naked with it by starring in her own scandalous sex tape. Who the hell is Lauren Conrad? She’s one of the enterprising little tarts from MTV’s “reality” show The Hills, which I explained in detail when I introduced you to Heidi Montag and her new breasts. […]
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