Heidi Montag tries to increase the ROI on her boob job with Higher.Hills not-so-hottie Heidi Montag released her first music video last week, but her song, “Higher,” is so unremarkable that the best I can do is call attention to its tongue-in-cheek marijuana reference.
Speaking of greenery, I had to smoke a pound of weed to get high enough to cope with the trauma of watching that video. I’ve made sweeter music in my flannel night gown having my hemorrhoids tended to by some foreign doctor at the ER. And on that note, why can’t we get doctors who speak English in hospitals?
Every time I go to the ER, I feel like I just stepped into India, with me and my lady parts starring in a Bollywood production.
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