via PopsugarLittle Hilary Duff got down and dirty at a recent performance at the G-A-Y Club in London, and it wasn’t just by making nasty references about Nicole Richie stealing her man. Her re-imagining of Mary Poppins as a cheap street hooker was very avant garde.
It looks like Hilary is following in the grand tradition of fellow Disney alums Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera by turning from a sweet, innocent little girl into a trampy bi-sexual. So the lesson for parents of adorable child stars is clear—if you hook your kid up with Disney, your daughter will inevitably become a slutty exhibitionist, which of course is the only profitable next step in the child-actor business model. Danny Bonaduce proved without a doubt that bug-eyed crazy doesn’t pay quite as well.