Paula Abdul needs a teleprompter or a damn good editor…The ever-deepening Paula Adbul mystery continues to confuse me. Watching this video leaves you with the easy conclusion that she is bombed out of her mind on either booze or painkillers, but she has repeatedly denied drinking or using drugs. Are we supposed to believe this? The only other thing I can think of is Abdul developed a speech impediment after attending the Antoine “Tony Rocky Horror” Rockamora School of Linguistic Excellence and Fine Foot Massage.
Check out the video after the jump for some Paula Abdul gibberish.

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1 Paula Abdul Has Fallen and Can’t Reach Her Drink | Celebrity Hack || 10:54 am on 5.22.07
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