Vince McMahon staged his own death, and a ton of goons are buying it.If you’re one of those idiots sports enthusiasts who enjoys WWE wrestling, then you might be wondering if Vince McMahon is dead, considering tons of dimwitted fools concerned fans saw him step into a limo Monday night that subsequently exploded. Relax, sports fans, it’s all some sort of demented publicity stunt cutting edge alternate reality story.
But fans from across the country have been contacting local media to confirm reports that McMahon, the chairman of the board of WWE, was blown up in a fiery limo-bombing on his very own “Mr. McMahon Appreciation Night,” which was televised on USA Network. McMahon had walked out of the building to the waiting vehicle, so fans inside the arena saw the same televised live scene.
Only it was wasn’t live. Supervised by Zenith Pyrotechnology, based in Deer Park, N.Y., the explosion was actually filmed at the arena late Saturday night, the footage of the burning hulk taped Sunday night and the whole mess spliced together, said Andy Kratz, the township’s zoning officer.
There comes a time in every man’s life when he’s called upon to fake his own death. Political insurgency, governmental persecution, child support payments—all of these can cause one to take this drastic step. But promoting a fake sport? Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?
Eh, McCarthy, McMahon… what’s the difference, right?
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1 TonyGunz || 10:01 pm on 6.14.07
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WHo CAREz THo I HATe VINCe MCMAHOn