“Katie Holmes is No Prisoner,” Jada Pinkett Smith Says, and Says, and Says…

~ 5.4.07 ~

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Will Smith, and Jada Pinkett Smith

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes must have walked onto the wrong sound stage

What the hell is up with Jada Pinkett Smith and this 1,000 word rambling dissertation on why Katie Holmes is not under Tom Cruise’s control? Did People Magazine pay her by the word, or was it Tom? I had no idea Will was no longer bringing home the bling.

She just goes on and on…

I met Kate through Tom – I didn’t know her before Tom. I think everybody has this image: Poor little Kate, she doesn’t have the strength to take care of herself. People don’t know that behind all that grace is a tiger. I’ve witnessed it! I’ve had conversations with Kate personally where the tigress comes out of her, that fight.

And on…

It burns my soul – I see her in the house with Tom; he doesn’t have that on her! It kills me. ‘Tom’s this monster and he’s got her chained up in the basement and he’s forcing Scientology down her throat’ – it’s bulls—. Let me tell you: Kate ain’t no little wimpy kitty cat. It’s not that ballgame. For real.

And on…

People think Tom and the Church of Scientology got something on Kate? They don’t. Kate is running her own show. And she’s a great mother. Her kids – Connor, Bella, Suri – are some dynamic children and are extremely happy. And her husband is very, very happy.

You get the picture. As Shakespeare said, “Methinks this bitch should shut up already.” Or something like that… I might have slipped away for one of those giant turkey legs during that part.

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