Jenna Jameson got a breast reduction, a reverse boob job.In a surprise announcement today, California real estate agent Penny Fofellatio revealed that she had orchestrated the relocation of Jenna Jameson’s breast implants away from the sternum area that they had famously occupied, to a new northern location in Jameson’s lips.
“The implants decided it was time for a change,” said Fofellatio as she denied that the two fluid-filled sacs were evicted by Jameson. According to the 15-year real estate veteran, the move was made due to the improving nature of the mouth neighborhood since Jameson has retired from porn and is in a monogamous relationship.
“There were a lot of undesirable elements that ran through there in the past, plus a heavy discharge problem,” Penny said, “but it’s a lot cleaner, lower-traffic area now.”
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1 Michelle || 1:28 pm on 8.30.07
OMG! At least eat something, when you get to a certain age you need some meat. hello, Joan Rivers.
2 jenna || 8:20 am on 11.10.07
Yep, Jenna definitely has to eat something.