via der SpiegelApparently, Jennifer Lopez’s new movie, Bordertown, is so awful that even a bunch of drunken, Hasselhoff-loving Germans thought it appropriate to boo after a screening at the Berlin Film Festival.
The real shock of the evening, however, came when members of the audience actually requested to watch Gigli, J-Lo’s 2003 masterpiece in which she starred opposite Ben Affleck, instead of her new movie. Oh, you haven’t heard of Gigli? Maybe that’s because it was pulled from nearly all American theaters after only three weeks… In case you missed that $54 MM thriller, here’s a summary of the plot from IMDb:
The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a retard came to be best friends through a hostage.
Just add LSD!
via der Spiegel
14 comments... add one!
1 sam || 1:25 pm on 2.20.07
Don’t worry, you’ll show em with Enough and Maid in Manhattan 2.
2 wellmedicated || 1:58 am on 2.21.07
She looks like the junk is about to exit the trunk.
3 chas || 2:11 am on 2.22.07
Here’s an idea. Get naked.
4 chas || 2:34 am on 2.22.07
J Low
5 chas || 2:59 am on 2.22.07
This picture makes me think Boogertown.
6 chas || 3:09 am on 2.22.07
Ever seen Gigli on weeeeeed. It’s worse.
7 Lynch || 6:46 am on 2.22.07
“Dear God, if you’re up there, please let Soderburgh call today…a Clooney romcom is all I ask of you…”
8 maecuff || 1:55 pm on 2.22.07
“Don’t cry for me Puerto Rico..”
9 hellzyeah || 2:49 pm on 2.22.07
Looks like the Hasselhoffians gave JLo Das Boot!
10 Joe Morso || 3:03 am on 2.24.07
Ms. Lopez could no longer contain her disappointment upon finding out that not everyone actually ‘always has room for J-Lo.’
11 blah blah || 9:28 pm on 2.27.07
ouch.
12 bassman 774 || 11:55 am on 3.2.07
what is her claim to fame i still cant figure it out looks like germans cant figure it out eather
13 Lush || 6:54 pm on 12.1.07
Jennifer listen to ya song “IM GONNA BE ALRIGHT” she still wayyyyyy more talented than Hasselhoff
14 Steve || 1:07 pm on 3.12.08
Since both JLo and Pam anderson now have a dead career, and being that they hate each other over the fur thing, they should face each other in Madison Square Garden in a catfight on pay-per-view. It would make tons of money.