Jessica Alba actually has to speak to promote the new Fantastic Four movie. Uh oh.Jessica Alba must be promoting the new Fantastic Four movie, which means she’s made the unfortunate decision to speak in public. Let’s listen in on some of her plum comments featured in this week’s issue of Parade.
On the paparazzi:
“I could give two sh-ts about them. They’re so lame, I can’t even believe that’s a real job. I can’t imagine they even pay taxes.”
Honey, I’m quite sure there’s a lot you can’t imagine.
On being a sex symbol:
“I don’t really pay attention to all that. It’s only when people start to treat me like one that it really freaks me out. Most days I wake up and look in the mirror and go, ‘ugh.’ I don’t really think I look all that great.”
This is why I have a picture of George Clooney where my mirror used to be. I always look surprisingly handsome.
On being a celebrity:
“I never want to be in the papers except when I’m promoting a movie, but if they have to, they’ll make up lies about me just to have something newsworthy to say. The more controversial the story is, the more buzz it can get, and the more it’ll sell.”
This is obviously true. But that doesn’t mean you should keep denying that time we made love on a spaceship while Pamela Anderson serenaded us on accordion. It happened, it was beautiful, and it’s time we shared it with the world.
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