Ever since Jessica Simpson got the Chewbacca Makeover Special, she and pseudo-rocker John Mayer have been inseparable. And unlike her former “no sex until marriage” vow, it seems like Jessica is giving it up freaky-deaky style and wants the whole world to know it (or at least hear it).
When they got back to their room the couple’s energetic bedroom antics could reportedly be heard through the walls.
A source revealed to More magazine: “Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn’t get to sleep for a long time.
“This woman was saying she couldn’t believe Jessica sounded like she was getting it on so loudly in the room next door.”
If this is true, it’s kind of hot. Although, it’s entirely possible that Jess and John were performing an interpretive dance version of the apes and monolith scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey. Let’s keep an open mind about this, people.
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