Jessica Simpson insists that her big boobs are real.Jessica Simpson says she hasn’t had any plastic surgery done. She’s not clear why anyone would want to pay for an operation on a piece of plastic, but she’d be willing to invest in a boob job after she has kids. Good thinking, Jessica.
“I’ve had none,” she says in the August issue of Bazaar. “But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. … Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real.”
Jessica is also not interested in being super skinny. “Curves are better,” she says. “I don’t get the whole rail thing.”
I too prefer a woman with some meat on her bones, but she should also be well-versed on varieties of meat, such as, for example, the difference between chicken and tuna. So, you’re still a bit too dumb for the Hack, Jessica, but I intend to stare at the following 12 titty pictures of you as long as it takes to insure that your ta-tas are in fact real.
Won’t you join me?
