Jessica Simpson takes a break from John Mayer and visits the salon, resulting in a perfectly coordinated Wookie look. This chick is definitely living in a galaxy far, far away.
Swing for the fences with your best Han Solo/Star Wars/Wookie love joke, folks. 
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13 comments... add one!
1 ilovepearson || 12:08 am on 2.7.07
this isn’t really a punchline, but holy fuck that’s scary
2 CelebrityCowboy || 12:36 am on 2.7.07
“The pictorial dictionary definition of Coyote Ugly”
3 geeteeeffbeefan || 12:39 am on 2.7.07
“Like, OH MY GOD! You must go to the same stylist I do!”
4 Scathing Wit || 12:57 pm on 2.8.07
How dare you insult Chewbacca, hero to millions and friend of humanity.
5 Haggis || 3:35 pm on 2.8.07
“Rogaine for Women: with new improved fast-acting formula!”
6 ckilgore || 6:11 pm on 2.8.07
Two members of the species preparing for another magical Wookie 69.
7 juanito || 7:15 pm on 2.8.07
“Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the scariest of them all?”
8 dav1d.net || 1:03 am on 2.9.07
Muskrat Love!
9 sam || 8:39 pm on 2.10.07
And yes, she still believes Tatooine is where Tootsie Rolls come from.
10 maecuff || 6:16 pm on 2.12.07
“It’s not that I don’t want to, Chewy, but Daddy says it wouldn’t be good for my career”.
11 ihatecelebs || 2:22 am on 2.13.07
“But Papa Joe said that people were only offended by ‘black face’. What gives ya’ll?!?!?!”
12 mojodelirium || 8:36 am on 2.13.07
“The infamous wookie twins prepare for the Hans Solo penile hyper drive.”
13 ducci23 || 2:44 pm on 2.15.07
“Jessica, please stop biting the steering wheel, we’re almost at the restaurant”