Will Joe Francis join in on the cornhole games?Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis is completely breaking down in prison. Maybe it’s because his roommate is a convicted cop killer who’s on death row, or maybe it’s because he doesn’t have any of those pills he tried to smuggle into the joint… Either way, Joe is definitely longing for the “good ole days” when he was filming bare-breasted 17-year olds in compromising situations.
He is isolated in a cold cell with only a towel and a blanket to keep him warm. And the poor, poor multimillionaire’s plight is being exacerbated by his jail ward-mate, Robert Bailey, who has been sentenced to die for killing a police officer. Bailey, according to Aaron Dyer, Francis’ lawyer, “would sit there and yell, ‘Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!”
Last week, said Dyer, Francis missed the medication cart and “went into a full-blown anxiety attack.”
Looks like Joe’s hanging on to his sanity by nothing more than a g-string. To be honest, though, I don’t really feel sorry for the guy—if anyone can find a “warm place” to retreat to while worrying about their anal virginity, it’s him.
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