Spencer Pratt and Joel Madden had an “altercation” in a restaurant.Joel Madden, who will go down in history as the only known man to impregnate a skeleton, decided to capitalize on that distinction and become a knight in shining tattoos as well. Joel reportedly attempted to defend Nicole Richie’s honor over the weekend.
Upon seeing Spencer Pratt of The Hills lunching with fiancée Heidi Montag (and her two new saline friends), Joel rushed over, dropped the phone book he carries around with him, hopped up on it, and screamed:
You’ve been talking s**t about my girl!”
Madden then had to be forcibly separated from Pratt and removed from the Beverly Hills Hotel. Spencer said it was all a misunderstanding.
“It all stems from an interview in Details ages ago where I was misquoted, calling Nicole a skinny bitch. It’s all a misunderstanding. I’ve always thought she’s a really nice girl and I wouldn’t call her that.”
Oh, you most certainly would call her that, Spencer. I bet you’d go so far as to call her a butt-munching twig, wouldn’t you? Spencer is one of those fake pretty boy sons of bitches that will smile to your face just before he stabs you from behind… with his penis.
2 comments... add one!
1 Janine || 1:55 pm on 7.10.07
who are these people?
2 Hack || 2:57 pm on 7.10.07
A bunch of lame F-listers. Move along, nothing to see here.