John Travolta is an ambiguously gay, wild hog of a man.If anyone can make Ice-T look svelte, it’s John Travolta. And if there’s anything John Travolta likes more than dancing, it’s fresh penis. Sorry, I meant pie. Not sure why I said penis, but I’m sure it doesn’t mean anything.
So, how does a big star like John Travolta find new and interesting pies each and every day?
“He travels with two chefs,” Oscar winner Marisa Tomei said of her “Wild Hogs” co-star John Travolta. “One regular chef and one pastry chef. He eats a fresh pie every day.”
You know, they say if you see a bear in the woods, you should drop to the ground and play dead. But before doing that, I would confirm that the bear is not John Travolta, or he may actually take a moment to stuff something other than his face. Your best bet is to throw your picnic basket at him, or pretend to have diarrhea.
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1 annastasha || 3:21 pm on 7.15.07
i’m totally peeing!..