John Travolta is a Fat Oinker

~ 6.1.07 ~

John Travolta eatingJohn Travolta is a slop-eating Scientologist and a global warming hypocrite.

John Travolta may be in denial about his son Jett’s autism, but he can’t deny the fact that he shovels enough food in his mouth to feed a third-world country. Here he is porking out in Hawaii last weekend.

It’s a good thing John owns a Boeing 707, because the Scientology aliens are going to have to tow his fat ass behind the Mothership. With a little lube, they might even fit Tom Cruise’s ego in there too. At least we know they have plenty of lube.

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2 comments... add one!

  • 1 Cole Richardson || 3:35 pm on 6.2.07

    You really ought to be linking to the original story. That’s kind of shady.

  • 2 Hack || 3:46 pm on 6.2.07

    Cole, I never saw that story, so how could I link to it, and what’s more, how can it be “shady” that I didn’t see something and link it? I link to the places I find information, and that wasn’t even the source for the Dlisted post that I did link to.

    Who at Rudius is paying you to leave these comments? I’ll call Tucker and have him smack you.

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