Katie Price changed her name to Jordan and her boobs to ginormous.You know Jordan, that limey chick with the gigantic gazongas? Pure class, and smart too. She cut off the punnani supply to her husband when he contracted viral meningitis.
She revealed: “We have not been able to have sex yet. I can’t move and he is too ill - we are as bad as each other! He did blow his load once and I said, ‘Oh, you are getting better then!’
Man, is she cool or what? And that husband of hers… I wanna be like him. I’m even trying to figure out how to get viral meningitis so we can swap tales about how our pregnant wives shared ejaculation stories with the British tabloids while we laid helpless in bed. That’s a Heineken moment, man.
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1 claire booth luce || 3:23 pm on 5.17.07
Mesmerizing freaky! ..Just like Oprah’s extra toe..? YOU must get closer.. touch that oddity.