What else would Justin Timberlake do?…And the 2007 Justin Timberlake PR Train rolls on! Let’s recap some of the highlights thus far, shall we?
- Last week, he announced to the world that he wanted to perfect the delicate art of putting from the rough.
- Before that, he picked his words carefully when he told us that he enjoys extracting boogers from his nasal passages.
- Oh, and let’s not forget how the former brillo-headed gay icon also trashed his sponsors publicly…
- And last but not least, he showed how many four-letter words he knows in Details magazine.
As for the latest news? Apparently, Justin thinks he’s going to have a bit of idle time when he’s not hitting snap hooks into the trees at Sherwood Country Club, so he’s decided to use that time to write country music songs.
“I want to write country music, because I grew up in Tennessee, and soul music.”
The ‘SexyBack’ singer – who has already penned tunes for Macy Gray and Rihanna – has grown tired of writing for himself and wants to concentrate on composing songs for other artists.
You think he’s serious about this? Our backwoods correspondents think so—Justin was recently spotted in rural Tennesse, living in a trailer, chain-smoking, driving a beat-up 1968 Ford pickup, banging a girl named Betty Sue, crying over the loss of his dog, and drinking a Pabst Blue Ribbon.
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