Katherine Heigl does the cover of Cosmopolitan.Kiddies, now is a good time to tell you that I’d rather eat my left nut than give props to people. It’s just not in my nature to be kind; I much prefer to be the catty, picky bitch that I am. But right now, I have to give props to someone I have grown to love.
I have recently discovered Grey’s Anatomy. Yes, it was on DVD, and I had just come home from a lovely southern debutante ball and was drunk off my privileged ass. I thought, well, I will watch those stories Jenny left at my place (Jenny’s my hag). And so I discovered Izzie, Grey’s hottie, better known as Katherine Heigl. I was drawn to her like biscuits to butter. Those golden locks, that pretty pout.
And then she was in Knocked Up—LOVED IT. The last time I got knocked up, I had to get the big A, and my man wouldn’t even pay for it.
Ok, back to Izzie… In 27 Dresses, she dazzled in a part that was pretty blah. If it weren’t for her beauty and poise, I would have left after the first 20 minutes. Katherine, you’re a diva, and I just wanted you to know from one diva to another, anytime you wanna lunch, let me know. You are a goddess, and even though you married a wannabe musician, I forgive you. Perhaps he has a large peen—I pray for your vag’s sake he does.
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1 Alexandra || 9:31 pm on 2.16.08
You are not even funny; you’re disgusting. YOU grew up “privileged”? It sounds like you grew up on a street corner. This was the first and will be the last time I read your blog. It’s just gross. You should be embarassed. Think about it.
2 Paul || 6:11 pm on 2.18.08
Alexandra, you are so wrong. This dude is so funny. You need to get a sense of humor you dumb bitch
3 fjoig || 3:51 am on 3.27.08
OMG. She is very gorgeous. I was surprised to see her nice profile on a site with hot pics and videos. It seems called ‘ marrymillionaire.co m ‘. Was she dating with someone? Is she single?