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The conscripted Earth woman known as Katie Holmes (internal code name Reluctant Beard) has shown signs of deviation from her Scientology brainwashing training. Consultations with alien brother Tom Cruise (internal code name Top or Bottom Gun) indicate retraining may be necessary to maintain the sham marriage.
The wife of the “Top Gun” star is shooting a film, “Mad Money,” in Louisiana, and while she’s away from her reportedly controlling spouse she’s “quietly reclaiming parts of her past,” according to Life & Style.
The mag reports that Holmes is reconnecting with family and friends and even secretly talking to Catholic priests. Holmes was raised a Catholic, but since her marriage, has embraced Scientology, her husband’s religion.
Scientology is fully compatible with all existing major world religions and it does not conflict with other religions or other religious practices. However, confession of Brother Tom’s “hobby activities” could lead to serious scandal. Monitor situation carefully, and immediately report any sign of bio-chip removal from baby Suri (internal code name Lil’ L. Ron).
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