via Snarky GossipEver the giving soul, Katie Holmes is seen here posing with an unidentified junior high school student. Katie assured the young man that he would have many paths to choose from in life even if he is not accepted at Princeton as he so desperately hoped. Holmes then smiled gracefully as the young man nervously muttered something about his father’s Porsche and “Guido the killer pimp,” all while his agitated companion exclaimed, “What the fuck, Joel, let’s get out of here before we miss the train.”
In other news, Katie’s maniacally-controlling, religious-nut-job husband Tom Cruise is still rumored to be gay.
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1 Xenu, We Have a Problem | Celebrity Hack || 10:43 am on 4.23.07
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