Katie Holmes got a short haircut to make role-playing easier.After being inexplicably turned down for sex by Pete Wentz, Tom Cruise opted for the next best thing—he made Katie Holmes get a Wentz cut and some temporary tattoos so he could work it from behind and fantasize about Petey. Katie was starting to get into it, too, until Tom yelled “Hold still, you’ll make me fall out, boy!”
The comedy is pretty ripe around here, people. I think it’s time to call it a day.
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1 shane || 5:43 am on 7.11.07
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I almsot spit out my coffee when I saw the caption, DUDE YOU”RE FCUKED !!!!
Too frikken funny