Kellie Pickler Proves That Breast Augmentation Pays
~ 3.7.07 ~
Kellie Pickler should get a gig promoting her plastic surgeon. She’s living proof that a boob job can instantly boost your level of fame, at least on the interwebs.
People have been searching frantically for before and after pictures of Pickler’s new boobs, so we are more than happy to oblige. Here is side-by-side evidence that Kellie’s titillating ta-tas have undergone a remarkable transformation since her days on American Idol.
I’m going to go ahead and give Pickler the thumbs up on the work she had done. I never thought I’d say it given as dumb as this chick is, but I’d smile through dinner and even laugh at her country-bumpkin jokes just to get a crack at that lovely gun rack.
Kelliesmusic, you’re either naive or in denial. Those breasts are as fake as hell. I live in LA, I know what fake looks like. It’s a shame she went that route, but nobody forced her to become a celebrity. When you present yourself a certain way, you get what you get.
BTW, kelliesmusic, not all publicity is good publicity. You will learn that someday. We’re not talking about her music, we’re talking about her breasts — and it’s because of her actions that we are discussing her breasts. They are nice to look at, no question, but don’t ask me to take her seriously as a “musician” when she leads with her chest. It was her choice to do that, so I don’t want her to complain that she’s being marginalized as a woman.
People need to realize you don’t have a constitutional right to be a celebrity. If you decide to sell your values and your body out to become a celebrity, that is your choice, but realize that the flip side of that is that you will be ridiculed for looking like a stripper. If you don’t like that, make different choices.
[…] rapid increase in bra size has given way to an inevitable conclusion—she had a boob job. And like Kellie Pickler before her, I’ve got to commend her on the work she had […]
Yes, we’ve heard of Victoria Secret’s push up bras. They PUSH you up, they don’t inflate you. I am sure Kellie is happy to have such a supportive “fan”. Too bad for Kellie, Jessica Simpson has already cornered the market on ditzy cute blondes.
[…] Pickler sure has gotten a lot of media attention since she revealed her breast augmentation on American Idol. Ryan Seacrest made a point of noticing that night, but she chatted with Seacrest again on his […]
Then you’d have to put Kellie in the same category as Jessica Simpson in terms of boob size too, because their chests look EXACTLY the same. It cracks me up when people claim to know the difference between fake and real boobs, but they plainly don’t apparently. A push-up WILL IN FACT make one look “inflated” because it ENHANCES what you have, it’s the whole point of that type of bra. People with fake boobs DO NOT wear bras, they don’t see a point to (IE: Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Dolly Parton, etc.). Fake boobs are required to be replaced every few years, so they aren’t going anywhere.
Nevermind the fact that she also gained 20lbs too. I gained 20lbs and went from a B to a D, so it’s not that difficult to go from a large B-cup to a C.
Stick to what you know, and you obviously know nothing about this subject so move it along.
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Kellie Pickler should get a gig promoting her plastic surgeon. She’s living proof that a boob job can instantly boost your level of fame, at least on the interwebs.
11 comments... add one!
1 megan || 10:39 pm on 3.7.07
hahah i like the helium tanks
2 kelliesmusic.com || 3:30 am on 3.8.07
You need to do more research. http://kelliesmusic.com/news.php?item.394.2
But you are entitled to your own opinion. At least you are talking about her.
3 Hack || 8:44 am on 3.8.07
Well, I feel obligated to talk about boobs, mostly because of their undeniable importance in today’s society.
Especially big ones—they deserve even more attention.
4 Krow || 8:02 pm on 3.8.07
I can’t get the Ballpark Franks’ “They Plump When You Cook ‘Em” commercial sound out of my mind when seeing those!
5 noway || 6:52 pm on 3.10.07
Hey Kelliesmusic - that link you gave looks like she did get implants! there’s a huge difference between the 06 pix and the 07 ones.
6 shOOs || 2:06 pm on 3.17.07
Kelliesmusic, you’re either naive or in denial. Those breasts are as fake as hell. I live in LA, I know what fake looks like. It’s a shame she went that route, but nobody forced her to become a celebrity. When you present yourself a certain way, you get what you get.
BTW, kelliesmusic, not all publicity is good publicity. You will learn that someday. We’re not talking about her music, we’re talking about her breasts — and it’s because of her actions that we are discussing her breasts. They are nice to look at, no question, but don’t ask me to take her seriously as a “musician” when she leads with her chest. It was her choice to do that, so I don’t want her to complain that she’s being marginalized as a woman.
People need to realize you don’t have a constitutional right to be a celebrity. If you decide to sell your values and your body out to become a celebrity, that is your choice, but realize that the flip side of that is that you will be ridiculed for looking like a stripper. If you don’t like that, make different choices.
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[…] rapid increase in bra size has given way to an inevitable conclusion—she had a boob job. And like Kellie Pickler before her, I’ve got to commend her on the work she had […]
8 kelliesmusic.com || 3:59 pm on 4.1.07
shOOs, you are right about the publicity thing. Have you guys heard about Victoria Secret’s pushup bras? Just putting it out there.
9 Brandi || 9:54 pm on 4.27.07
Yes, we’ve heard of Victoria Secret’s push up bras. They PUSH you up, they don’t inflate you. I am sure Kellie is happy to have such a supportive “fan”. Too bad for Kellie, Jessica Simpson has already cornered the market on ditzy cute blondes.
10 Kellie Pickler is Still a Boob | Celebrity Hack || 2:41 pm on 5.17.07
[…] Pickler sure has gotten a lot of media attention since she revealed her breast augmentation on American Idol. Ryan Seacrest made a point of noticing that night, but she chatted with Seacrest again on his […]
11 Udrinktoomuchbrandi || 9:07 pm on 2.9.08
Then you’d have to put Kellie in the same category as Jessica Simpson in terms of boob size too, because their chests look EXACTLY the same. It cracks me up when people claim to know the difference between fake and real boobs, but they plainly don’t apparently. A push-up WILL IN FACT make one look “inflated” because it ENHANCES what you have, it’s the whole point of that type of bra. People with fake boobs DO NOT wear bras, they don’t see a point to (IE: Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Dolly Parton, etc.). Fake boobs are required to be replaced every few years, so they aren’t going anywhere.
Nevermind the fact that she also gained 20lbs too. I gained 20lbs and went from a B to a D, so it’s not that difficult to go from a large B-cup to a C.
Stick to what you know, and you obviously know nothing about this subject so move it along.