Kelly Brook was the quintessential Page 3 Girl until Keeley Hazell came alongWhat on earth are they feeding the girls over in England? First we had beauty queen turned bad girl Danielle Lloyd and her delicious curves, and now we’ve got the pinnacle of sexual evolution, the all-natural Kelly Brook.
The busty British model got her big break as a Page Three girl, which means she was pretty much an instant sensation when the evil geniuses at UK tabloid The Sun ran her topless pictures on page three of their gossip rag. Ever since, the Brits have been obsessed with Kelly’s incredible rack, so much so, in fact, that a recent 50-foot high billboard of her bust caused “quite a stir” in Merry Ole England. And by “stir” I mean a massive rush of blood to Britain’s collective penis.
Get a rush of your own by checking out Kelly Brook in some skimpy lingerie, which is known in some circles as useless fabric.
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5 Lucy Pinder Topless in Nuts Magazine | Celebrity Hack || 10:55 pm on 5.14.07
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