Kelly Brook’s Bio is Hilarious

So I was looking for something to write about Kelly Brook, and I stumbled upon the bio page on her (extremely crappy) Web site. Check out this priceless quote:

The Big Breakfast was a popular live morning show that was looking for a host. After beating off stiff competition from more experienced peers, she landed the job after turning just eighteen. This made front page news, turning Kelly into a national treasure overnight.

Oh, you don’t say? I think the writer of this one is still laughing.