Kelly Clarkson ate some pot cookies… And yes, she inhaled.American Idol sensation Kelly Clarkson has admitted she’s chowed down on a marijuana cookie in an interview with USA Today. Now, given that I despise all these skeletal fish sticks walking around LA, I’m not going to make the easy fat joke. But it goes without saying that marijuana cookies are a gateway drug that leads to more cookies, and then Doritos, and next thing you know you’re doing a half gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream with a side of chicken fingers.
“It was in Amsterdam,” she says. “It is legal there, and it is not legal here. I don’t ever do anything illegal here. I have never smoked anything in my life. I’ve never tried any drugs. I wouldn’t do anything that would cause holes in your brain or your nasal cavity. Call me Texan, but I don’t think of marijuana like that. I don’t understand people who drink too much. I think, ‘Why do you drink so much? It just adds calories.’”
Drinking adds calories, but so do marijuana cookies. See above for a clue, fatty.
Whoops. I said I wasn’t going to go there. To make up for it, I’ll sing my latest country song in honor of Kelly. It’s called “I Promise Not to Drink Anymore (But I Ain’t Drinkin’ any Less).”
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