
Setting the stage for an epic battle legal commentators are calling the Wigga versus the Wig, K-Fed attorneys have asked a judge for an emergency hearing on Thursday to discuss his custody dispute with estranged wife Britney Spears.
And by estranged I mean effing nuts.
Given two very temporary trips to rehab, an impromptu head buzz, and a new tattoo mixed in with new reports of suicide attempts all in the last week or so, Kevin may actually have quite a case. You know something’s very wrong in the world when you hear a judge say “In the best interest of the children, I’m awarding custody to Mr. Federline.”

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1 chas || 2:00 am on 2.22.07
Britney wanted the curtains to match the carpet.
2 chas || 2:22 am on 2.22.07
Two kids, double vision, Kevin Federline. Who wouldn’t try to kill themselves?
3 chas || 2:23 am on 2.22.07
These snozberries taste like snozberries.
4 Lynch || 6:38 am on 2.22.07
Hey Britney, Woody Allen called and he wants his hat back…
5 mojodelirium || 10:36 am on 2.23.07
Britney Spears reacts after hearing Christine Aguilera’s newest recording