Kevin Federline in a movie? Full Metal Jacket, maybe.Well, compared to Britney, Kevin’s a frickin’ genius. But that’s like saying the Reverend Jim Jones was more fun than Hitler because he served Kool-Aid and worked on a smaller scale. You still don’t want to hang out with either of them.
So Federline shows up on the set of The Night Watchman, the movie he was supposed to be in with Keanu Reeves. Kevin checked his fly when everyone started pointing and snickering, but then he realized the real deal. He’d been fired long ago.
“He only had a very small role. However, he was fired from the film and his manager didn’t tell him. Kevin found out when he turned up for a wardrobe call.”
How sad… I almost feel bad for K-Fed, except for the fact that I told you two months ago he wasn’t in the movie. What, this fool is too good to read me?
Whatever.
But who can blame his manager for dropping the ball? He’s buried in intense negotiations for Kevin to star in his own cable TV show—Animal Planet Alabama: Where the Sheep are Scared.
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1 Scott Anodam || 1:59 am on 8.20.07
One mitigatin factor for being a good father is also to actually stay w/ your family and not leave them to chase celebrity tramps! How can she say K-Fed is “a good father” if you barely sees her or his kids?!?!?! WTF is up in Hollyweird these days?
2 Afternoon gossipy goodness || 5:00 pm on 8.22.07
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